75 Coffee Jokes and Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud + Images
I LOVE coffee jokes!
Just as much as I’m a coffee enthusiast, I’m also a type of person who loves good humour. And who doesn’t?
In this article, I’ll list 75 coffee jokes I’ve heard around the world when I visited European and Latin American countries, along with some coffee puns from the US.
Of course, I can’t list all of the funny coffee jokes in the world, so you can take a look at this video to get in the mood:
And now, time for some good coffee and barista joke!
25 General Funny Coffee Jokes
- Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!
- How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
- Why do coffee beans never gossip? Because they don’t want to spill the beans.
- What’s a barista’s favorite exercise? The French press.
- What do you call sad coffee? Depresso.
- Why do coffee drinkers carry ladders? To reach the higher grounds.
- What’s the opposite of coffee? Sneezy.
- What did the coffee say to the sugar? You make life sweet.
- What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? De-calf-inated.
- Why did the espresso keep checking his watch? He was pressed for time.

- Why do coffee beans never get married? Because they have trouble settling down!
- How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it!
- Why did the coffee go to therapy? It had trouble espressoing its feelings.
- What’s a coffee’s favorite karaoke song? Hit Me with Your Best Shot.
- What did the barista say to the coffee at the end of a long shift? You’ve bean real.
- Why don’t coffee beans ever get tired? Because they’re always full of energy!
- Why do coffee aficionados dislike gossip? They don’t like to spill the beans.
- What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka!
- Why did the coffee date end quickly? No one could find common grounds.
- Why did the coffee taste like mud? Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
- Why are baristas so calm? Because they know how to keep things grounded.
- What do you call a coffee that’s always tired? A Java the Hutt.
- How does a coffee snob take their coffee? Very seriously!
- What’s the hardest part about being a barista? It’s a grind!
- Why did the coffee look so relaxed? It was chillin’ in the French press.
10 Espresso Jokes
- Why did the espresso keep checking his watch? He was pressed for time.
- Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they know how to espresso themselves.
- Why did the espresso keep working on its computer? Because it was JAVA programming.
- Why was the espresso feeling down? Because it couldn’t find its shot of happiness.
- What kind of coffee did the espresso machine dislike? Instant coffee. It felt it lacked depth!
- Why did the coffee go to the art exhibition? Because it was a latte art lover.
- Why don’t espresso machines get along with blenders? They don’t mix well together.
- Why was the espresso so good at doing magic tricks? It knew how to keep things under pressure.
- How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his espresso before it was cool.
- Why did the espresso go to school? To get a little more grounded.
10 Latte Jokes
- Why did the latte go to therapy? Because it had trouble handling its frothy feelings.
- What’s a latte’s favorite way to relax? A frothy bubble bath.
- How does a barista show affection? With a latte love.
- Why did the latte keep getting into trouble? Because it was too froth-coming with its opinions.
- What’s a latte’s favorite exercise? Aerobics—it loves a good froth!

- Why did the latte fail its driving test? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
- What did the latte say to the coffee? You’re brew-tiful!
- Why did the latte apply for a job at the circus? It was great at performing the frothiest tricks.
- Why do lattes make terrible comedians? Because all their jokes are too frothy and light.
- What do you call a latte that tells jokes? A froth-comedian.
10 Americano Jokes
- Why did the americano get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
- Why did the americano fail its exam? It couldn’t concentrate enough!
- What do you call an americano that’s always over-caffeinated? Hyper-Americano!
- Why did the americano go to the comedy club? It heard the jokes were brewed to perfection!
- What did the americano say to the espresso? It’s great to meet you, but let’s water things down a bit.

- Why do americanos never get lost? Because they always know their way around the grounds.
- Why did the americano cross the road? To get away from the instant coffee!
- What’s an americano’s favorite genre of music? Classic rock; it loves a good blend of old and new.
- Why did the americano go to space? To explore the final fro-tier.
- What’s an americano’s favorite workout? Aerobics, it likes to stay strong and robust!
20 Barista Jokes And Puns
- Why did the barista file a complaint? Because someone kept stealing their grounds.
- What did the barista say to their partner? I love you a latte!
- Why was the barista always calm under pressure? Because they knew how to keep things grounded.
- What’s a barista’s favorite type of magic? Abra-cadabra-cino!
- Why did the barista bring a ladder to work? To reach the higher grounds.
- What’s the barista’s favorite movie? Brew Guys, One Cup.
- Why did the barista go to therapy? To handle their steam issues.
- What’s a barista’s favorite country song? I Like Big Cups and I Cannot Lie.
- How does a barista show affection? With a latte art heart.
- Why was the barista a great friend? Because they always knew how to perk you up.
- What makes a barista’s day? When everything comes together, it’s just brew-tiful.
- What’s a barista’s favorite kind of exercise? The French Press.
- Why did the barista get promoted? Because they showed a latte promise.
- What do you call a barista who’s always on time? A punctual-presso.
- How did the barista greet their old friend? Long time, no steep!
- Why did the barista fail to get a loan? They had too many outstanding grounds.
- What’s a barista’s least favorite chore? Taking out the grounds.
- Why did the barista write a book? To tell their brew-tiful story.
- How did the barista break up with the espresso machine? It just couldn’t handle the pressure anymore.
- Why was the barista a good leader? They always knew how to stir things up.
Why Learn Your Favorite Coffee Jokes And Puns In 2024?
Okay, this was fun!
But you can sincerely ask me: why would you even learn these coffee jokes and puns in 2024 in the first place?
Let me tell you something: I saved the day and conversations with coffee jokes and puns more than I can count it! (Of course, language helps too, having Effortless Conversations is a huge plus.)
Coffee jokes can help break the ice in formal situation, with new acquaintances or friends. And if you’re a barista or a café worker, adding these coffee jokes to your repertoire can make your interactions with your customers better beside a different types of coffees.
And for café owners, you can even use coffee jokes and puns in your marketing campaigns. Just make sure to tailor them to your own brand and communication.